American Idol
· What's a ballsy?
· I'm a mink?
· I had sal-mon.
· They call it calamari.
· I butchered it!
· Look at the pickle!
· Huh? On paper?
· I have fake eye lashes on and they feel like tarantulas.
· In all honesty, I'm not really familiar with Stevie Wonder's music, since country is more of my style. I really have no idea what I am doing.
· My father has been in and out of prison pretty much my whole life.
· Puck `n` Pickler Skit
· I`ve been a little embarassed on the show because, you know, I didn`t know what calamari was, and a lotta people make fun me.
· Please, don't bring out anything that is still moving on the plate or has eyeballs. Because I can not eat food that is looking at me.
· Do you want my glasses?
· Yea! Can I use them?
· Now you look like a college professor!
· Do I? Do I look smart?
· Yea, completly!
· Maybe people will take me seriously..
· They will.
· To what is your hometown called?
· Albemarle.
· Albemaro?
· Alb-e-marle!
· Albemaro
· Albemarle!!


